October 5th, 2004



"We're having a great conference..."

Pause. Slightly too long. Applause. It's all in the timing, Michael. For Adam Smith's sake, Tories, can you please get yourselves together? Otherwise, it'll be that Nazi-in-waiting Kilroy-Silk taking power. A man I believe to be the most dangerous politician in United Kingdom. Doesn't anyone else remember The Dead Zone?

The release of Oldboy has been put back to the 15th October, should anyone be as impatient as me to see it.

It's probably only me.


[And then once he's finished speaking, they start playing Nimrod!!! Well, at least you know where you stand with them. Or do you?]